I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’
To anyone in the UK: this little 3 year old girl lost her best friend, named Mr. Rabbit, in London a few days ago. Her mother has begun an online campaign to find him. The little girl cries herself to sleep every night because she misses him. These best friends should not be apart.
This is Tumblr guys! If anyone can find this rabbit, we can. Please reblog the shit out of this to reunite these best buddies.
If you have any leads, report them here.
WE HAVE A LOST BUNE. I REPEAT. LOST BUNE.
HELP LITTLE GIRL FIND LOST BUNE. I would be crying too, tbh. ;A;
omg guys please please please help this girl find her bunny
ay ay Ron
finally someone made gifs for this
i’m gonna fucking shit myself
i can’t breathe
ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
This will never stop being one of my favorite skits.
Oh you’re fine ^^
Hm. About me. Well, if you can’t tell, I love the fandoms. I also adore reading, especially about fantasy. I adore tattoos, and I’m getting one around Christmas. Thin mint cookies are my addiction. I drink more coffee than I probably should. I written fiction since I was, like, eight, and I’ve been published since I was fourteen.
You should tell me about you, too ^^
i hate how sometimes i have to say “my stomach hurts” or “my head hurts” when someone asks me to do something that i can’t do instead of being honest and saying “i have no energy” or “i’m really upset and i can’t bring myself to perform simple tasks” or “im emotionally exhausted” because physical pain is taken more seriously than mental pain, even though sometimes mental pain is ten times as bad
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
HOLY SHIT…this website is on drugs
Alright who the fuck let the agenda slip?
They caught us
Wait we were supposed to destroy capitalism?
I knew I was forgetting something.
Shit, I’ve been found out. Clearly my work as a NICU nurse is just a ploy to destroy all the babies.