I'm Just a Little Bitty Teacup

I'm Emily, I'm 18, an EMT, and trying to figure everything out one step at a time. You're welcome to ask me anything, any time. <3

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Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

So much awesome!

- Darth Sebious

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komlin:

pick-up line: i’ll cosplay your otp with you

No, but seriously this worked for me

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10/10 would recommend

Me too, man. Me too. It works I swear to god. 

This: 

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Turned into this:

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Which eventually turned into this:

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A+ method my friends.

no for real tho

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My favourite part of all of these is I’m still genuinely uncertain as to every person’s gender. It’s adorable.

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kuroeharu:

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rabbits sure are a handful

two weeks old at 3/21/14

and four and a half months at 7/23/2014!

BUN

Omgosh

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what-a-nice-blog:

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

If someone showed up at my house wearing one of these they wouldn’t be wearing it for long, or ever again, because I would take it off of them so that I could wear it.

You don’t even need to be human….really….just….

For all you dudes (or not dudes?) looking to nab a tumblr-lady (or dude?) of your own

Here’s where you can get your swag at maximum capacity

Same site I got this coat actually

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MMPH. 

not sure if want guy or want jacket or want both very confused here

This is hot okay.

I want Him AND the jacket.
And another jacket so we can both be hot.

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I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED

ITS 1 AM ITS ALL DARK IN MY ROOM I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING

I WAS WITH MY SISTER. NOW SHES SCREAMING

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

I want this big squirrelcat

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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Harry Potter Themed Asked

HOGWARTS/PLACES:
1. Hogwarts:Where's your favorite place in the world?
2. Sorting Hat:What Hogwarts House would you place yourself in?
3. Griffindor:Talk about a situation where you had to be brave.
4. Ravenclaw:What's something you're good at?
5. Hufflepuff:Talk about someone that you are loyal to.
6. Slytherin:Talk about your greatest ambition.
7. Diagon Alley:What is something you've always wanted to buy?
8. Ministry of Magic:What would be your dream job?
9(3/4). Platform 9 and 3/4:What's something that's always seemed impossible to you?
10. Hogsmede:What's the best school trip you've ever been on?
PEOPLE/CREATURES:
11. Harry Potter:Talk about a challenge you've overcome.
12. Ronald Weasley:Talk about a friend you once/still have.
13. Hermione:What's your favorite book?
14. Luna Lovegood:Do you believe in any superstitions?
15. Neville Longbottom:Talk about a fear you've overcome.
16. Ginny Weasley:Talk about someone you've admired.
17. Draco Malfoy:What's something you regret?
18. Fred and George:Talk about a time you pranked someone/were pranked by someone
19. Dobby:What's a cause you're loyal to?
20. Hedwig:Would you bring an animal to Hogwarts? If so, which one?
CLASSES/SPELLS:
21. Astronomy:What's your favorite object in the night sky?
22. Potions:Talk about someone you initially mistrusted but proved to be cool.
23. Quidditch:What's a hobby you enjoy?
24. Transfiguration:If you could be an animagus, what form would you take?
25. Defense Against the Dark Arts:What would you guess your patronus is? Why?
26. Divination:Talk about a dream you've had within the past week.
27. Muggle Studies:Name one muggle item you'd take to Hogwarts.
28. Care of Magical Creatures:Unicorns, Dragons, or Hippogriffs?
29. History of Magic:What's your opinion of Merlin?
30. Herbology:If you could grow any plant, real or not, what would it be?
MAGICAL OBJECTS/SPELLS
31. Nimbus 2000:What's something you've always wanted?
32. Wingardium Leviosa:What's something you had initial difficulties with?
33. Boggart:What's your greatest fear?
34. Invisibility Cloak:What's something you've wanted to hide from?
35. Polyjuice Potion:What's something you wished you could change about your appearance?
36. Amortentia:What would your amortentia smell like?
37. Marauder's Map:If you could have a secret passage in your house, where would you want it to lead to?
38. Time Turner:If you could go anywhere in Time, where would you go?
39. Mirror of Erised:What do you think you'd see in the Mirror of Erised?
40. Deathly Hallows:If you had the choice, would you pick, the wand, the stone, or the cloak?
MISC:
41. Bertie Bott's:What's your favorite candy?
42. Parsel tongue:What language would you love to speak?
43. Olivander:Describe your wand.
44. Ghosts:Who's your favorite ghost/poltergeist in the series?
45. Miranda Goshawk:If you could invent a spell, what would it do?
46. Goblet of Fire:If you had the chance, would you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
47. Room of Requirement:What sort of Room would you want to see in the Room of Requirement?
48. Gilderoy Lockheart:If you could live the life of a book character, who would you pick?
49. Fidelius Charm:Who would you pick as your secret keeper?
50. Pensieve:What memory would you love to relive?

Reminder: You are under no obligation to look pretty.

fandomsandfeminism:

Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.

Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman. 

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