My names is Emily, I'm 18. I'm recovering.
I'm bisexual, and damn proud of that.
I'm more than happy to talk to any of you, whether you follow me or not, about anything at all.

friendlytree:

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

(Source: allantruong, via peeniskopf)

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4 hours ago

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

(Source: bonycat, via ew-what-the-frick)

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5 hours ago

24601is2460done:

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

tHANK

(via beatlesboobsandbulges)

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14 hours ago
strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

(via theelonelystranger)

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14 hours ago
breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


*HIC-BLORP*
This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

*HIC-BLORP*

This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

(via theelonelystranger)

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14 hours ago
uhgly:

possibly the best billboard ever

uhgly:

possibly the best billboard ever

(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n, via theelonelystranger)

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14 hours ago

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

(via greaterandpowerfuller)

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15 hours ago

thebiggestplottwist:

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

image

i can fucking tell you that cat wasnt very happy either

the only reason that cat made it to four years is because it was probably hunting for food outside with the little muscle it had from your shitty veggies

dont EVER put a CARNIVORE through a HERBIVORE diet

(via beatlesboobsandbulges)

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15 hours ago

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

(Source: wingedpikmin, via theelonelystranger)

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15 hours ago

piercethetrench:

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?

EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?

(via theelonelystranger)

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15 hours ago
fcobro:

spacetimebeatdown:

dicksantorum-2012:

I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon. let’s try this again, shall we?

fcobro:

spacetimebeatdown:

dicksantorum-2012:

I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon. 
let’s try this again, shall we?

(via blue-like-april)

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15 hours ago

Unknown  (via perfect)

(Source: llavendeur, via fir3ball)

The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.
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15 hours ago

Cute Date Ideas by Tumblr User Tweeckos

1:dressing like hipsters and going to a hipster cafe and ordering the most hipster-like coffee and taking selfies with it and posting them on the internet
2:creating your own fictional couple and dressing and acting like them in public without breaking character
3:exploring parts of your town/city where youve never been and finding cool hangout spots
4:going on a picnic but bringing pillows and stuff so that cuddles may ensue
5:going out in public and only communicating in song lyrics
6:play drinking games but instead of drinking you have to smooch
7:stay home and make an intricate blanket/pillow fort and have a slumber party
8:watch terrible movies but pretend like you're totally into it the entire time
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15 hours ago

Coffee porn.     

(Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

(Source: sassingintothevoid, via light-through-the-night)

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