before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
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You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)
i can fucking tell you that cat wasnt very happy either
the only reason that cat made it to four years is because it was probably hunting for food outside with the little muscle it had from your shitty veggies
dont EVER put a CARNIVORE through a HERBIVORE diet
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
|1:||dressing like hipsters and going to a hipster cafe and ordering the most hipster-like coffee and taking selfies with it and posting them on the internet|
|2:||creating your own fictional couple and dressing and acting like them in public without breaking character|
|3:||exploring parts of your town/city where youve never been and finding cool hangout spots|
|4:||going on a picnic but bringing pillows and stuff so that cuddles may ensue|
|5:||going out in public and only communicating in song lyrics|
|6:||play drinking games but instead of drinking you have to smooch|
|7:||stay home and make an intricate blanket/pillow fort and have a slumber party|
|8:||watch terrible movies but pretend like you're totally into it the entire time|