I'm Just a Little Bitty Teacup

I'm Emily, I'm 18, an EMT, and trying to figure everything out one step at a time. You're welcome to ask me anything, any time. <3

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

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slavcutieghoul:

deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

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alicexz:

My series of paintings done for the Doctor Who comics series! (Well, the first three, at least… wink wink.) They are the covers of the #1 issues for each respective Doctor - Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth. It’s the first time I’ve released the artwork without the titles and whatnot - this was a MAJOR project for me this year, started all the way back in 2013 - I’m proud and honored to be so deeply involved with an official project like this. Here’s to more covers and Doctor Who in the future!

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Why Your Apology Isn’t Going to Cut It" by Kelly Boaz (via brittydrakes)

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My eating disorder was an apology, in some ways: it was okay if people hated me, because I made sure they could see that I hated myself, and was doing everything I could to make amends.

sabrinabea:

unisexbathrobe:

icey-athena:

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

…. Imagine the weeaboos

OH NO

OH YES

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pestilos:

horses are haaaard but i’m glad to finally be drawing animal-based pokes again

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celestial-sexhair:

this man kills bloodthirsty monsters

this man stopped the apolocalypse

this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell

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monobeartheater:

electric-inhale:

the-maple-meme:

hetalianbae:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

benot-may:

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

I was totally a spy

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I was aLL THREE

was this the old superwholock? 

THIS IS THE OLD SUPERWHOLOCK

All three heck yes!

the old superwholock? Nah these shows all have examples of POC and well written diverse woman who do not rely on men to build their character

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I’m trying to make a point to a friend. Reblog this if you’d be okay with your child coming up to you and saying “I think I was born as the wrong gender.”

under-an-ephemeral-moon:

asassyvampirequeenhasbeensighted:

mage-of-time:

silhouettesoliloquy:

getsherlockinmybed:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

leckcifur:

bitches better reblog

Of course.

Yeah, I wish my mom would have that kind of understanding towards me …

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

Who the hell didn’t reblog this

I had this happen. It’s ok. My kid is my kid, male or female. I love you, bby. 

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awkward-fallen-angel:

Is it weird that I hope one day the Doctor regenerates as like a 10-12 year old boy and his companion ends up being this late 30’s female who can’t have kids or has just lost her only child and her depression over it caused her like husband to leave her so she is all alone till the Doctor shows up and she ends up like having to help him because no one like believes a little kid and so basically becomes this mother figure and there are cute moments where the Doctor can’t reach something so she gets it for him and he is like this sarcastic little shit because he shouldn’t have to have this adult follow him around because he is a freaken “909 year old time lord dammit” but he still really appreciates her and they have these really cute moments and everything.

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darn-semen:

nyc 1899: zilleniose: scoutacris: what if danny phantom actually died in the…

stealingspaces:

zilleniose:

scoutacris:

what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive

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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT

IT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE THIS WAY

ANYTIME DANNY GOT ANGRY OR LOST CONTROL OF HIMSELF HE WENT GHOST

LIKE HE WAS NO LONGER FOCUSING ON BEING ALIVE

goddamnit

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premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

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emilianadarling:

"Attack on Titan" is a really happy, optimistic show and you should definitely watch it. 

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missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection

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